I read in a newspaper a while back the UK’s Post regulator was asking companies to consider using an alternative to the Royal Mail for there business post. I’ve been thinking for a while that maybe there’s a better solution to what I’m using at the moment.

History Note:  A while ago my better half setup a website to sell posters of anything that moves and pretty much anything that’s standing still. We (I) setup a business account with the Royal Mail, basically we fill a bag with poster tubes and head off for the post office once or twice a week. When we get there we get harrassed by the counter staff as they claim “We don’t usally do this”, so who does? We’ve been going to the same post office every Saturday morning know for over 6 months. The Post office have an additional “pick up from your door” service for an extra £260 a year, which isn’t bad, we just think we didn’t need that level of service. Plus Kim uses the Saturday morning mail run as the ideal way to get me in a town center on a Saturday.

Currently we pay £1.09 to send a poster to anywhere in the UK, and around £1.44 for Europe and USA etc.

While surfing around for alternatives I found this post on Ebay (Big URL) GREAT! I thought surely there’s a company that can do it better.

So I started.

ANC Express

Website: No pricing information to be found, contact page had a server error. This isn’t looking good.

Phone: Got transfered 3 times to there local depot and then the girl with the prices was on another call, they called back pretty quick. OK! what’s this going to cost? They didn’t have prices for sending mail to residental addresses so I could only get the business rate. B Service as they call it will cost £5.60 a poster to the UK and they didn’t have International rates while on the call.

Not a bad price, but I’d have to process each poster individually, this could take a while.
Challenger Security Services (Admin) Ltd

Website: Doesn’t say much about mail

Phone: Confirmed they don’t do mail, but the nice guy did tell me to try TNT.

Moving on slowly

Citipost AMP Limited

Website: Again no prices and no mailing information

Phone: The sales guys not in the office, calling back in two days

OK, that’s enough of that, time to wheel out the big guns.

TNT

Website: No prices, no information about business mail, just sales junk.

Phone: Line busy, Line busy, Line busy, don’t they have two phone lines? Gave up

Only got 2 left, there must be something out there to rival the Royal Mail.

Fedex: If they lost Tom Hanks what chance have my posters got, anyway.

Website: Oh, a price calculator, whoopie we’re getting somewhere. CLUNK! They don’t shipping for the UK to the UK. Strange but true.

Phone: For the laugh I had to phone, “give us a rate for a poster to go from West Scotland to Italy.2 £42.86 (and that includes VAT)  adding that postal price to a £4.50 poster doesn’t seem like good business practise.

Rolling on to the last as I’m losing the will to live.

DHL:

Website: Good information, apparently they can save me 15% on my business mail. This is sounding good, opps what’s that, minimum number of items to be shipped is 15,000. I give up!

So, Following the post regululators advice didn’t do me much good. In fact I’m now stressed with the fact that no one can out do the Royal Mail, there is no competition. So time to get used to lost mail, strange looks in Post Offices and the counter staff asking me every week for a “yellow docet” which I don’t have and have no idea where to get.